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My Grandparents' First Music Festival

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Grampy & Granny
Who would have known
that ur spirit was so, so young
until I bought u non-VIP passes to a relevant local music festival

(Old ppl already think they are VIP when they attend an event 4 young ppl)

Dance! Dance! Like u soiled ur disposable underpants!
Touch the sky!
Listen! The sounds of indie buzzbands are timeless
THEY WILL LIVE 4EVER IN OUR UNIVERSAL VIBES!

ALAS!

Young@Heart
4evr&evr

Granny
I know the bottled water is expensive
But u should treat urself
Stay hydrated
Let grampy drink a cold one
Smoke some magic pipe 2gether
and vibe out
visions of nostalgic images of youth

Meet me in 'the pit'
4 the headliner
and u'll finally understand me, grampies
You'll finally 'get' me

THIS is my life
THIS is indie

Nana
Papa
This is ur time.

XX BONUS CAN HEAD BRO XX


Are can hats going to be a relevant festival trend in 2k11?
Should I go 2 a frat house and get some Keystone Lite cans 2 make my own?


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